Well…I’ve fallen head over heels. I’ve come over all hot and bothered, and not only because the sun has been shining for the last few weeks. It must be love. I can’t concentrate, I’m unhappy, I’m excited, I make mistakes. And all at the same time.
All I can think about are the girls (yes, there are two of them…) and I’m not sure how to cope with these feelings. I don’t think I am even wanted by either of them, but I don’t care (you can love two girls, can’t you?).
I am not an expert in these things, I’m not sure anyone is, but I am sure it’s love because I look forward to seeing them. At times I go looking for them and I will walk a mile or two with my short legs; that’s quite a distance! The boss is always cross with me because I am not listening to her, but I can’t help it. My head is in the clouds, I can smell their perfume and I want to be with them all the time, but they show me no interest. I bath, clean my teeth show them my best rat catching and look the best I can and I show them I can protect them if needed.
I’ve looked all over the internet for advice, but all I found was this old video that proved that what I am feeling must be love, because Bouncer’s dream is just like mine (apparently dogs had leading roles in soaps during the 1980s):
Any advice from anyone: should I keep trying to get their attention or play it cool and just be mates?
